What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with
your photo inside?Maybe a photo of the two of you
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Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week.
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Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt
love letter. Most adults haven't written a love letter since high school. Why
not? Have we lost our youthful idealism, or have we just gotten lazy?
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When traveling, give your partner a bouquet of roses; one
rose for each day that you'll be away. Attach a note that says something like
this: "These three roses represent the three days I'll be away from you. They
also symbolize the love, joy, and laughter we share together."
Guys: Surprise her by performing one of her chores for
her. (And not something easy like carrying the groceries in from the car, but
something that requires some time and effort -- like cooking all) the meals over
a weekend, or cleaning the entire house.
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8. Ladies: Send him a letter sealed with a kiss. (Use your
reddest lipstick.)
حالا می خوام بعد از مدتها یه مطلب طنز و بسیار جالب در مورد ازدواج
تو این پست بذارم.... قابل توجه بر و بچ دم بخت.....!!!
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."
Last night
I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the
front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes:
"Not in a row!" (Steven Wright) Here is our Collection of Short Jokes..............
